Not what u wear but who u R!

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our artsy collection

Marx the Winking Mason!

Commie or Fifth Ave Redneck? We got you both covered.

Don't buy this Shirt.

Let us know if you want to steal this design! We love the kleptocracy that runs our country (!)

No Sex? No problem!

Its the truth, that is probably why you might find it funny. Get the tote, sport the tee. Screwing Madison Ave Marketing since, well since we learned how to do it :]

Featured collection

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    Descartes was wrong - Ironic Iconic
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    Sex Sells, Love Saves - Ironic Iconic
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    Shop Until U Drop - Ironic Iconic
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challenging mainstream thinking

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Tired of War? Too bad!

War on Drugs, War on Terrorism, War on Poverty, War on Virus. Ever wonder why we need to always start a New War? U thinking too much...

Ratings and Dollars

Let us all thank our corporate media overlords for their incessant fear mongering. FOX news' older sister's font was our inspiration for this redesign.

Irconic Collection

  • Anti-Satanic Consume T-shirt
    Anti-Satanic Consume T-shirt - Ironic Iconic
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  • DARE to keep children OFFLINE
    DARE to keep children OFFLINE - Ironic Iconic
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    CNN Fear mongering - Ironic Iconic
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Accessories

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    Silenced face mask - Ironic Iconic
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  • Consume
    Consume - Ironic Iconic
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  • Love Saves Tote Bag
    Love Saves Tote Bag - Ironic Iconic
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    Consume Trucker Cap - Ironic Iconic
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  • Keep Children Offline Laptop Sleeve
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    Structured Twill Cap - Ironic Iconic
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Hoodies

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  • You don't Need a Brain to have a Heart!
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  • Consume Unisex Hoodie
    Consume Unisex Hoodie - Ironic Iconic
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